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CHAPTER 6 – THE ALL SINGING, ALL DANCING, PK THUNDER FALCON PUNCH SPECAIL! One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four… and jump… land, pirouette… and pose! Jigglypuff posed as the crowd went crazy for the beautiful pokemon dancer, the best in the world, and showered her with roses and demanded an encore like terrorist demands a few million dollars. Naturally, this was all happening inside Jigglypuff’s head. The truth was she was posing on top of a tree stump, being watched by diddly squit. But a performer always performs, even if there is nothing to dance about. Never the less, Jigglypuff sighed. Her life was in

The kitchen was a breath of fresh air from the normal aesthetic theme of the mansion, as for once it looked like a perfectly normal kitchen, the kind of kitchen you’d see being advertised at homebase “for only £9999999999999.99!” Stainless steel was everywhere, and it gleamed with the kind of gleam that said “this is- let’s not beat around the bush here- a very fucking expensive kitchen. You mess me up and you’ll be paying off loans for weeks.” Mrs Shaberunavi was leaning back on one of the counters, eating a packet of prawn cocktail crisps, as Brawl and the smashers entered the kitchen. “Hey! Wha

CHAPTER 4 – THE FIGHT SCENE THAT WAS CUT OUT OF CHAPTER 3 Fox could feel a wave of symphony for Samus. After all, the poor lady – he couldn’t believe it was a woman in that suit – was about to be dragged off to other dimensions with a bunch of weirdo’s. Well, okay, that was unfair. Link, Mario, and Yoshi were pretty normal to him. But knowing the bizarre things that Brawl didn’t even blink at, he wouldn’t be surprised if more bizarre creatures ended up joining them. He wondered how exactly Mario and co. were able to handle this so easily. The answer was they didn’t. They all thought that their new fri

CHAPTER 3- BACK TO THE FUTURE WITH A DINOSUAR A smash ball, in actual fact, is a side effect of inter dimionsal travel. When you create a vortex from one dimension to another, a lot of space is condensed into one point, and therefore, a lot of energy. This results in an explosion if the portal is not formed properly. To get round this problem, Mr Miyamoto tweaked the portal generator to turn this energy into smash balls, an object both designed to contain the spare energy and give that energy to the smashers for their own ends. Mario had used the energy he received to produce the giant fireball. A move known as his final smash. There is on

CHAPTER 2 – A SWORD, A MOUSE, AND A BLOB A teenager in green clothes and cap was returning an incredibly powerful sword to its resting place. It was called the master sword. He was of course, Link. He was returning from one of his many quests to save Hyrule, and was returning the swords for future encounters. He smiled as he thought of going home to rest. “AAARRRGGGHHH!!!” Link looked up- a portal had appeared 10 feet above him, and now two people were in the process of falling out of it. And they landed right in front of him. Brawl cursed his lack of typing skills, while Mario merely mumbled “mama mia…” Br

  SUPER SMASH BROS: WHEN WORLDS UNITE In a dimension, far, far away… There’s a rock. What is on this rock? A mansion and a garden. That’s it. Apart from the mansion’s contents and a fake holographic sky, that’s all that exists in this dimension. So nothing interesting then. Apart from the fact the mansion can generate inter-dimensional portals… A resident of the mansion sighed. He was waiting… for THEM. He wished he could start now. But he knew he couldn’t because they would have to wait till THEM to make the first move before they, or anyone else, could destroy THEM, and ensure inter-dimensional